NEW! SUGAR COATED CRAP from KELLOGG'S

Well, not having a computer for getting news these last couple of days, and the tv being a really stupid place to get news as they seem more involved with their own self-promotion than anything else, I found myself dredging up old newspapers and reading them.
January 20 of the USA TODAY was here, so, I enjoyed reading that.
President Obama being inaugurated is the big news item, of course.
But then, the other big news item was being overlooked a bit.

Kellogg found that they had cookies with the salmonella disease in them.
Dang!
Just when they were feeling so on top of the world and dumping some guy for smoking a bong, too.
Never mind that their highest income, their number one selling items are SNACK FOODS....(duh, I wonder who buys that stuff?)

so, it made me wonder what they did with all their tainted cookies? Maybe just chop them up and pour more sugar on them?
NEW! IMPROVED!
Sugar with some flavoring additives.
Oh, and sorry if you get sick, have diarrhea, or just plain die.
Too bad.

Heck, anyday now, eh? Sugar Coated Crapflakes.
MMMmmmmm good!

ALL POWERFUL KELLOGGS

Here, my friends, is 'recession proof' attitude at our fingertips.
(also one of the reasons I DON'T believe that it's as bad as the media puts it out to be)

KELLOGGS has withdrawn their support of Michael Phelps because they don't condone pot partaking.
Despite the fact that 95 million adults partake in pot about once a month, KELLOGGS has decided they don't want to sell cereal to a bunch of muncie hunting folks at the grocery.
Kiss off near a third of the nation?

Now, that's recession proof.
(or just plain stupid...we don't know which just yet)