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Thursday, May 19, 2011

How to Learn ENGLISH

Part One...History

DANGER! Will Robinson, DANGER!

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OK, so, I dunno. It isn't me...
I would suggest one of three choices.
#1Buy a long distance missile (not from North Korea, of course...they have a problem with going more than a few hundred miles) to retalliate with in case your radar picks up a massive army of three million drones flying towards your country...
OR
#2 Buying a new roll of aluminum foil and making a new hat...
OR
#3 just clear your history at the end of your day's computer use. This last being the easiest and cheapest method of maintaining a peaceful co-existence with idiot governments that are weapons heavy and intelligence light.

First Farm and Weather Report

Thursday, May 19, 2011

How to Learn ENGLISH

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